The first one: the sickest thing that I've ever seen... the gift that keeps on giving. They keep saying "the smell" i DONT ever want to smell whatever that smells like. Never, EVER let someone near your back with a scalpel.
The second one: firstly, wtf is a bot fly? secondly, why duct tape? thirdly, why the hell didnt the go to a fuken doctor? fourthly, that guy looks like he hasn't bathed in a year!
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